Miley speaks for us all.
Tom. Tom. Hey, Tom! Why are your knees avoiding each other? Did they have a fight?
i seriously cannot even
should i be laUGHING THIS HARD
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME
I NEARLY BROKE MY LEG RUNNING TO THE BATHROOM BECAUSE OTHERWISE I PROBABLY WOULD’VE PEED MYSELF LAUGHING
this is inappropriate
i nEED AN ADULT
HELP IT’S BACK ON MY DASH
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
might still change a few things around but for now it’s done :)
KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE MOTHER FUCKER
more than just fans, we are campers, we are warriors, we are hunters, we are a legend, we are heroes, we are a family, we are demigods
I was on youtube and this was in my recommendations.
Thank Christ this is rebloggable.
OH FINALLY I GET WHY DEAN JUST WENT “i know”…. I THOUGHT THAT WAS SUCH A BELLENDISH THING TO SAY.
BUT DO YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND?
*FLIES OFF INTO SPACE AND CRASH LANDS ON YAVIN 4*
they’re quoting star wars those nerds <3
FUCK TO THE YES