There’s a font out there called Loki Cola, which I’ve had in my computers for ages. Of course, this happened!
Loki-Cola Classic: Original flavor, it’s been with us for decades and decades. Even if generations of kids grew up with this, it’s still based in an ancient syrup that contained cocaine -and sometimes it shows.
Loki-Cola Cherry: Looks sassy and intriguing with its pretty presentation, yet it’s the same cola with much more sugar and a couple of, um, flavor enhancements.
Diet Loki-Cola with lime: Started as same recipe but the lime twist gives it a bittersweet taste to this cola.
Diet Loki: It’s still a renewal of the classic Loki-Cola, but without the eeevil sugar -or so the tin says.
Loki-Cola Zero: We keep forgetting this one exists because it just gives a bad taste in your mouth.
Loki-Cola Cherry Zero: What the hell am I even drinking?! Still leaves a bad sugar-coated taste in your mouth.
steve: hey bucky, can you lend me a hand?
Dear fellow traveler
Under the moon
I think I’m growing weary and I’m hoping you’ll come soon
Guys, imagine if this actually happened in the movie
that show you have every intention of watching and you are 100% confident that you’ll love but you refuse to watch right now because its not the right time.
#THE STARS ARE NOT IN POSITION TO WATCH THIS SHOW
CAN’T DO IT
i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
you are driving home from work when you hear a thud on the roof. you can hear a muffled voice, but the only word you can make out is “baka”. you figure it’s just your imagination and keep driving. however, the threat is all too real- you realize now that dozens of anime girls are falling from the sky and getting mad at you because it’s not like they like you or anything. you’ve been caught in the middle of… a tsunderstorm.
"the two best friends ever" aka the most adorable line in the ASIP transcript